By Anon - 13/06/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been a member of eHarmony for almost a year. No one has ever contacted me out of the 134 people I've been "scientifically" matched with. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 545
You deserved it 7 314

Same thing different taste

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eHarmony is full of bigots, anyhow. Go out more, you're wasting your money. They don't even accept gays, the bastards.

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FMLwrestler 0

#7: Why should E-Harmony accept gays? The whole idea was "dating". Since dating is clearly a pre-indicator of marriage, and since gay marriage is not legalized in most states yet.... it only makes sense that they would not include gays on a dating website. And plus, you can sign up as a gay- you just can't hook up with other men. That's all. You gay men still have the right to date women. So where's the inequality? You're not inequal, you're simply asking for a more complex, different privelege. You want a company to go out of the way to satisfy your unorthodox wants and preferences. Shame on you for being so selfish! =P

does your profile say scary or ridiculously stupid things? maybe your photos are shit.. do some exercise and get a stylist... that'll make you feel better about things anyway... =D

FrankieTheNimrod 0

#66, that's sort of ridiculous, there should be an age limit for this site. #86 FYL for being bombarded with ridiculous prejudiced views on gay people to the point that you've accepted them as your own. I'll go to eHarmony, sign up as "a gay" and date me some women so I can marry them. Because that makes a whole load if sense.

hahahaha ya #86 you are sorta a dumbfuck... case closed. and #4 thats really really harsh... high five

#89/ FrankieTheNimrod - I know. Some if not most of the content on this site is really not intended for viewers under the age of fourteen. At least. I mean, MySpace and even freaking NeoPets has an age limit. It's not as if people don't lie though. It's just a little disgusting and weird when a ten year old tries to give me advice on something that they obviously have no idea about. I wonder if I can change my age to 3 or something.

e11e 0

maybe it's time for match.com

Topguy 0

Dang I'm sorry... Well u get ur money back rite?

Doesn't that mean you get 6 months free or something? I thought that's what the commercials said... #86 should go die.

The age limit is apparently eight. What...