By Anon - 13/06/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been a member of eHarmony for almost a year. No one has ever contacted me out of the 134 people I've been "scientifically" matched with. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 545
You deserved it 7 314

Same thing different taste

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eHarmony is full of bigots, anyhow. Go out more, you're wasting your money. They don't even accept gays, the bastards.

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BikerMike 0

A few years ago, I tried on of those online dating services. I searched for profiles that were "25 - 50 miles from my zipcode", the only ones who responded were women from Russa, or a country that was part of Russa, Singapore, etc.... These women were madly in love with me and wanted me to pay their way to America and sponser their Visa. The women who resonded that were acually within the zipcode search, would email me questions to answer - How much money do I make, what is my job, what kind of car do I drive, how big is my house, etc... One lady would email me a question, I would answer it, then she would email me another question. After the 5th question, I asked her if we were going to meet or are we going to play 20 questions. Another lady whose profile said she was about 25 LBS overweight, I am about 25 LBS overweight too, so I emailed her. In her return email, I was suppose to be at least 6 foot, physicaly fit, and make at least $100,000 a year. I asked her if I am suppose to be a buff soap opera start, I sure as hell do not want a fat stuck up **** like you. After that I never visited that site again. I think because you do not see the other person, people play more games and are even ruder online.

They forgot the FML (as many people have pointed out). Sloppy moderation. Anyway, how is this an FML? Go out, get a life and meet someone.

How is it sloppy moderation? You people moan about he tiniest things. Also sucks for OP.

FurrTrap 0

Try http://www.datingdna.com/

#25 and #24, the damn site is called Fmylife, it practically lives by the whole "FML" phrase. Now if an FML can get through without this on the bottom, I call it sloppy moderation. Who forgets to the 2 most important criterias on the damn site? Must start with TODAY and end with FML.

Colby_Colbert 0

Maybe its cause you look like that rocky kid from the mask

**** FML, seriously - there has to be someone out there that has a better FML than this???

try real life you ****** twat and don't say it's because you don't have time...that's bullshit

imcordray 0

And you can't contact them because?