By Anon - 13/06/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been a member of eHarmony for almost a year. No one has ever contacted me out of the 134 people I've been "scientifically" matched with. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 545
You deserved it 7 314

Same thing different taste

Top comments

eHarmony is full of bigots, anyhow. Go out more, you're wasting your money. They don't even accept gays, the bastards.

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you have to find the right one. I'm glad you didn't put fml because why is your life so bad just because you can't find that special someone. It takes time. It takes some people forty years, some fifty. I'm 12 and i still haven't got a boyfriend. So if your ugly, join the club.

Colby_Colbert 0

#44 if you're 12 y.o. You should be more worried about what hanna montana is up 2 this week than getting a bf

Blue_Coconuts 7

Myspace as a better chance of getting you laid than those sites... Either way, go out and actually meet people, when they're on the internet there is always SOMETHING that they don't want you to know yet. Pictures are always hand picked, etc.. It's best to go out in person if you can, people are never real over the internet.

myfairyoshi_fml 0

where's the FML? #44 YOUR TWELVE you should not be worried about boyfriends, you also show how young people really are on this website. i very much agree with #45

teheheois 0

women from these sites are generaly desperate with low esteem and pretentious waiting for handsome movie actor

lol I can't even get any matches on eHarmony. I filled out their stupid questionnaire and then they were like, "lol We can't help you!"

manunited93 0

YDI for not putting FML at the end

Maybe you should stop pitying yourself. Very unattractive. You could also contact them instead of just expecting them to do the work.

FrankieTheNimrod 0

#44. The fact that kindergarteners have boyfriends has apparently poisoned our society so much that people think 12 year olds should have boyfriends already. That's sad. Wait until you're older and it's actually not useless to have a partner. Also, the site is called Fmylife. So anything on here should have FML, but it doesn't mean "My life is ruined forever, I hate myself."

Maybe everyone doesn't think they deserve your charmin good looks. Turn a negative into a positive.