Love: Today, I realized that I've been a member of eHarmony for almost...

By Anon - 13/06/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been a member of eHarmony for almost a year. No one has ever contacted me out of the 134 people I've been "scientifically" matched with. FML

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By z - 05/11/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

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By Singleforever - 08/08/2016 12:40 - United States - West Hartford

Today, I finally matched with someone on Tinder after using it for a month. I sent a message and they unmatched. FML

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By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

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By DrakeScott - 02/11/2011 18:14 - United States

Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML

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By Rajin - 23/03/2009 20:38 - Canada

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML

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The curse

By Anonymous - 04/05/2020 20:00

Today, at a time when dating app usage is at an all time high, in 3 months I've only managed 4 likes and one brief match on Bumble. I'm not terrible looking by any means, yet I'm weeks away from my 8-year anniversary of being single. Am I cursed or something? FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2023 03:00

Today, it's not enough that men IRL tell me to smile, now the dating apps have OK'd this and decided it's fine to send me email with a stock phrase saying, "[Match's name] wants to see you smile back!" Online dating is the bane of my existence but also my best bet for not being single forever. Curse you, eHarmony. FML

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By sad sack. - 18/01/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: "Hi, we've found 0 new matches for you". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

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Trawling

By Adil Ilahi - 05/06/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - Keighley

Today, my friends yet again told me to hop on Tinder and other dating sites, saying how easy it is to match up, and I keep telling them I will soon. In reality, I've been on them for weeks, without a match. FML

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coopcas 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:18

eHarmony is full of bigots, anyhow. Go out more, you're wasting your money. They don't even accept gays, the bastards.

24788 6

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:14

Why don't you try contacting them?

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testing_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 17:53

Shorter OP: "The people I've been matched with and declining to contact haven't contacted me yet! FML." eHarmony fail, get over it.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 13 June 2009 17:58

Thank you Didi. You're the best one of the FML staff. Haha. And I forgot whatever number said this, but the people on this site are getting younger and younger. I saw a six year old viewing my profile earlier today. Gah.

HELLOASHLEYLYNN 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 18:15

Awwhh. :( Forget internet dating! Go out into the world and do stuff you love and enjoy life. You're bound to meet somebody :) This world is stuffed with people! Plus, science and love don't always work for everyone. You're unique!

jlowe82 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 18:25

I've been a member of eharmony for two years now. They've found four matches for me in that time. FML.

The_Frost 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 18:31

There is no science in love. Most people meet their significant others through friends. Once you stop searching you're bound to come across someone that you will love. In the mean time, take some classes or find some social gatherings; make more friends and expand your future options.