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By Oops - 27/08/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML

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By eMmA01 - 14/04/2009 02:50 - United States

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 21:44 - United States

Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML

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Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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dodgewama 0

Friday 27 August 2010 12:30

well u deserved that lol, did you use it !?

isallwaysme 27

Wednesday 6 March 2013 4:50

Any* you* know* like* like* again. It was torture to read that comment.

Comments

jennocide 0

Friday 27 August 2010 15:51

if you're school age then hygiene is just common sense. ydi for not taking care of your personal needs...deodorant is cheap, go wild.

that_guy_ollie 0

Friday 27 August 2010 17:39

cool name jennocide :) and op dudette c'mon if it got that bad how could you not of noticed ?!? like seriousley maybe you should give yourself the occasional sniff from now one fr saftys sake :)

MicMic_fml 7

Tuesday 1 November 2011 7:46

65- Someone needs to go back to school.

peepss 0

Friday 27 August 2010 17:04

poor u ): that's embarrassing,,,, but I laughed out loud lol

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 27 August 2010 17:53

not sure how one can accidentally smell bad. i know people become immune to the smells of their own bodily secretions and such, but if a person cleans themselves thoroughly (and uses deodorant), you can probably circumvent the bo problem, specifically with regard to armpit odor. however, there are some people who have a certain diet that causes their sweat to emanate a distasteful odor. there could be several reasons to this, but...of course, op has to make sure she's doing her part. ^_^ |the kid|

lostsoul1715 0

Friday 27 August 2010 18:23

....wow...that's emabarassing...on the bright side at least you got new deodorant??

darkmis1 17

Friday 27 August 2010 20:07

This is why you get a shower every day AND brush your hair every day AND put deodorant on every day AND wash your hands all the time! You sound nasty!

JokeMeister 0

Friday 27 August 2010 20:21

What?Did you think you automatically smell like roses?

Asscake 0

Friday 27 August 2010 21:22

I've put on deodorant TWO times today because of how hot it is today and I shower regularly. But anyways, this isn't a very horrible FML. A worse FML would be him saying "Get a bath, you pig." or something else. At least he's not mean.

aashleeyy 0

Friday 27 August 2010 21:57

wowwwww probably ruined all her chances

amberita28 0

Friday 27 August 2010 22:39

Ugh, I knew this girl at my old job who had the same problem but it was everyday! One of our coworkers had a talk with her and everything but she was just in denial. She thought we were just picking on her cuz she felt like nobody liked her. The truth is nobody liked her because she always smelled! lol.