By MaKaDa - 23/09/2009 11:28 - United States

Today, I realized that my coach doesn't close the door and the blinds to perform half-naked body checks (to make sure his team is in shape) on anyone else but me. FML
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zrhcrx 0

report him...that behavior sounds suspicious

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drawne 0

I could be wrong, but I think sexual abuse goes quite a lot further than simply "FML"...

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shortypie 3

he is in there with him... read it again. duh.

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nypd613 0

is that good or bad? and why would that be creepy?

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nottavailablee 0

uhh...hes getting this person to take off clothes for 'body checks' note the quotations. how do people not get this

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satanstoystore 0

ydi for using double negatives to affirm something. learn to state clearly what you mean. why use "doesnt...but"? wth. wouldnt "only...for" make more sense?

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califormula 0

Thank you. I'm glad someone recognizes poor grammar.

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kira1kira 0

either ur fat or u have creepy gym teacher

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Rebii 0

I'm sorry, but how did you not figure this out earlier? I mean, surely you talk to your team mates? Don't you find it odd that he makes you strip down in private instead of as a group? Come on man, think.

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GJMO 0

22 made the fiirst good point , if you think your coach is a creep starting to do what you impiled ,,,, ummmmm and FML is the least of your troubles if you believe it get help if not **** off

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strawberryswirl 0

YDI - no one deserves sexual harassment, but how in the world were you not suspicious of this?

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Haitch 0

So, your coach is peeking on everyone but you? Read your FML over again.

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hahaha6 0

Actually, though horribly worded, he does say that the coach doesn't do it for anyone else BUT him. It's not a double negative.

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mekeskidi_fml 0

The post could mean that the body check is done for everyone, but only for the OP it is done behind closed door, because the OP is: - the fattest kid - the only girl of the team

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youEQUALtosser 0

What's next? "My coach is molesting everyone but me. FML." Doesn't seem like this is a FYL at all. Maybe everyone else, though.

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caticaticati 3

No, the coach is ONLY molesting him.

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