By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 19:34 - United States

Today, I realized that my dog, who's 11, eats his own shit, and chews bones like crazy still has 10 times nicer teeth than I do. FML
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CallMeWindSock 24

Your dog is secretly a dentist and flosses 10 times a day

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Capt_Obvious 11

When I was little I teethed on rawhides...that might work?

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reilyn 10

I was wondering if someone would mention that. I think the major difference in human and canine dental hygiene is our diet.

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LowExpectations 30

Fun fact, when humans eat their own feces, they get brain worms.

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Mystery_Unsolved 16

Wtf, #20 I think I could have gone on with my life not knowing that.

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melissaritchie 1

It's natural for dogs to chew bones, they get great teeth from it:)

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ifoundalaska 11

I'm sure he wouldn't mind lending you some of his cleaning products.

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captainsmegma 12

Are you a meth head by chance? That shit will really mess your teeth up. I'm not sure but I don't think eating shit will hurt your teeth. Your breath won't be the greatest.

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hitalldude 9

You know that chewing on bones makes their teeth better, right?

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Razi_tail 25

Thank you 22! I'm glad somebody final said it. If my dog ever starts getting dirty teeth I give him a rawhide and that scrubs it right up!

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maylie25 18

Well.....you know what you have to do then.... brush your teeth kayy!!! What you think I was going to day?! Nasty....smh =)

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