By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 19:34 - United States

Today, I realized that my dog, who's 11, eats his own shit, and chews bones like crazy still has 10 times nicer teeth than I do. FML
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CallMeWindSock 24

Your dog is secretly a dentist and flosses 10 times a day

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Capt_Obvious 11

When I was little I teethed on rawhides...that might work?

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trellz17 19

You shouldn't let your dog eat shit.

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Melbear15 3

Chewing bones helps break down the build up of plaque in dogs.. That's probably why.

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Dallyni 22

Bones clean dogs teeth, that's why they chew them

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worldclassrager 39

And they don't brush either...some vet will explain why...unless DocBastard has something on this as well... But anyway my point on this is no matter what your pet does they will have better oral hygiene and teeth...it's just the way evolution played out

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lina21 12

And his mouth is probably 10X cleaner too. Sorry OP, just the nature of dogs. Though I still can't justify that with poop eating

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vikky538 28

why do you compare your teeth with your dogs

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