By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 19:34 - United States

Today, I realized that my dog, who's 11, eats his own shit, and chews bones like crazy still has 10 times nicer teeth than I do. FML
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CallMeWindSock 24

Your dog is secretly a dentist and flosses 10 times a day

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Capt_Obvious 11

When I was little I teethed on rawhides...that might work?

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samfaithcross 9

They say a dogs mouth is cleaner than a humans!

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lesley3r3 22

Try his ways Op maybe bones and shit will better your teeth too

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YepThatsMeee 23

Bones are good for teeth. Heck, even shit is probably better for teeth than coke and candy and cigarettes.

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mitsy1407 10

It's a proven fact that dogs have better oral health than humans.

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aircanada707 3

It is clear that the only option is to start eating your own shit

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momac86 17

That sucks but I wouldn't recommend using that same method

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LadyAzureus 6

When dogs chew bones it essentially brushes their teeth. That's why your dog has better teeth. He brushes them more than you :P

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joshi42 16

You had 11 years of example dental care in front of you and still haven't got a point? Your dog must feel desperate...

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