By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 19:34 - United States

Today, I realized that my dog, who's 11, eats his own shit, and chews bones like crazy still has 10 times nicer teeth than I do. FML
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CallMeWindSock 24

Your dog is secretly a dentist and flosses 10 times a day

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Capt_Obvious 11

When I was little I teethed on rawhides...that might work?

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jennakat01 7

It might just be me that thought of this, but not only are our diets different from dogs (we eat more sugar) but your teeth are older than Your dogs unless you're 10. At 11 years old my teeth were awesome too, not that they're awful now :D Also, you could just get bad teeth from your parents. It all just depends, but don't worry, I'm sure your dog is just weird an has great teeth. :D

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Taylor22294 24

Most bones usually sharpen and clean dogs teeth. And for you, brush your teeth it takes 5 minutes

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cballin15 1

your dog is malnourished and that's why he eats his own shit. if a dogs eats other animals ***** then that's normal. but if he eats his own shit then they are malnourished and you should switch up their dog food.

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JoshMohawk 11

Are you British? If so, this FML totally makes sense...

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krispybacon4321 23

You know what cleans dogs' teeth the best? Bones.

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feitan98 13

Bones are good for dogs teeth so if he eats 10 a day like you said then it makes sense that his teeth are good.

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feitan98 13

Nvm I read the first wrong ignore my last comment.

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