By Anonymous - 19/03/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

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Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.

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ewheeley 0

easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?

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Cokencsi 0

I like how my comment about the fml gets deleted but comments about bullshit stay.

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Ucla_cupcake 0

Ewwww. I would have told him "Go shower and I'll give you oral. If you don't shower, on not going down on you with that stinkfest you have going on." Then again, why be with a nasty person like that?

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torrorojo 0

so u would probably let him do an Alaskan pipeline

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Peacemaker9 7

Dang that sounds good to me!!!!! nice way to prompt ur bf op just to get him to take a shower more

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adrifter 0

If you have a conversation thats unrelated to the fml, and you allow it to last more than five minutes, you have no life. This rule applies, without eception, to everyone. (dipshit no lifers)- stabs barney-

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Fuzzywuz 0

so he doesn't take a shower for 10 days and then you suck him off? lemme know what barnacles taste like, yeah?

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i_heart_boobies 0

I like snick' she's cool. I dont really mind seeing her comments on here..she uses proper grammer (unlike me) and knows what she's saying. **snick' comment all you want, after all this is where people can go to comment almost everything.

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i730crazy 0

So bribing him with oral? now r u a half brained bitch. who makes him take shower 1st then oral? or after? either way I'm gunna say tht ur a retard :p peace out

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mrzero 0

you are ******* nasty women.

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