By Anonymous - 19/03/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.

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ewheeley 0

easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?

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ReyEr9412 0

#52 obviously grew up as an Amish boy but was banished for having an iPod touch. And 59 is is right that those sammich jokes are getting old as shit. Also I think it would help if people stopped feeding Snickerdoodles. I would have no problem with her if she wasn't in the KKK of grammar.

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BetsyLa 0

ok so does he want her to do dirty things to his dirty thing?!

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killpro 0

Snickerdoodles is a pathetic bitch who needs to stop trolling and get a life

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gorgeousmami33 0

that's the sickest shiit I've ever heard. eww

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kaileebug 0

I couldn't agree more #120! with the sammich thing, that is. I play xbox, and being a girl, I always get yelled at to give the guys a ******** or make them a sammich, because girls shouldn't play xbox. I hate that! Xbox is a guilty pleasure of mine, and I am actually pretty good at MW2.

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jugger 0

everyone stfu. fml serves a higher purpose than being an insulting contest board. not only is it entertaining but it helps put things in perspective as in no matter how f'ed up your life may be it could always be worse. so quit your petty bitching and please let everyone else relax and enjoy. (sorry to whomever I replied. comment is not directed at you but everyone in general)

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bklynzboy33 0

eww how can u suck a dick that hasent been washed for 10 days

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