By Anonymous - 19/03/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.

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ewheeley 0

easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?

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Trixies100 0

Ewwwww befor you new he didn't take a shower every day like he should you let him stick his dirty dick up ur ass or ur pussie

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Breezy4sheezy 2

damn. ur standards must be quite low to stay with a dud who doesn't bathe unless he gets head. wow.

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unrated 0

I have a very horny gf and in Oder for her to get laid she has to give me a bj whenever I want!!!

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hungarian93 0

wtf jus dump tha slob

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gregiemayno 0

Id shower 6 times a day for that. it's the best not having to work.

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trumpetGIRL12345 0

#18 has it backwards snick isn't awesome at all in fact I'm suprised she didn't corretct the OP's english.and I'll be really suprised if u don't correct my English so stick that in ur juice pouch and suck it ps too bad OP

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StoryOfTheYear 14

so... according to snickerdoodles they have books on how to take showers :|

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kyarush 10

so your a dirty **** sucker? that's... gross for you to suck a dirty dick and to be with a guy that showers less then a homeless man.

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