By Anonymous - 19/03/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.

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ewheeley 0

easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?

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crackiebob 0

ydi for dateing losers

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Callaber 0

lol ydi because ur trying to bribe him when u shuld dump him

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cartesianlogic 0

umm... ydi but only for staying with such a filthy loser.

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Dylan94_fml 8

I'm not in here all the time, but whenever I am I just notice that almost every FML has a reply from you Snickerdoodles.

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