By Anonymous - 19/03/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

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Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.

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ewheeley 0

easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?

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heartagram_in_ro 0

LEAVE HIM

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JohnLovesFMLs 0

I think it's tragic to see how many sexist pegs there are on xbl. The majority of xbox players have obviously never been outside and only ever dreamed of having a girl in their social life.

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quikwit1212 0

Let me clarify what I meant by pictureless losers: I mean people who think, because they don't have a picture, they can insult and bitch and just be idiots. Also, the reason my pic is a panda is because I am a minor and don't want my picture floating around, so I put my favorite animal, a panda.

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marie93uso 0

YDI for 2 reasons: 1. for having a bf that doesn't shower 2. for giving oral to someone that doesn't shower (ew) to get him to shower

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44ashley41 0

why wouldn't you just say don't shower everyday you'll break up with him. I mean its not really a FML when your the one that made the deal to have oral with a guy that doesn't show. YDI

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vDestiny 0

I hate guys like that. I always try to shut them up. Just listening to them makes me want to leave the game. xD especially the ******* idiots who fight -after- they lose.

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kaitlyn3xo 0

break up with him that's disgusting

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kylebe 0

haha ewww why are u even going out with him

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Brontesky91 0

Your just as nasty as his ass,bribing him with sex and for even having sex with him knowing that he showers even 10 days!!! Ewwww You can do way better...

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