By henrylikestreats - 30/04/2015 18:04 - United States - Mayer

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML
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henrylikestreats 22

All of these puns have me in tears, I swear. I am currently growing out my hair after cutting it all off to be donated. It has gone through every awkward stage imaginable, including the constantly-in-my-eyes stage, the is-it-long-enough-for-a-ponytail stage, and, of course, the mullet. After a few weeks of dealing with the mullet, I decided to cut it, and that is how I ended up with this mess. I have heard Shrek quotes everywhere I have gone since and I can't stop laughing at myself. Thank you for making my night, everybody.

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Thatepicperson 14

Should've checked yourself before you shreked yourself

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Comments

SkylineFTW97 25

Try to "lower" your expectation, otherwise you'll fall "short" of them.

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quarterbird 18

Y.D.I. for believing that a haircut could make you look like Scarlett Johansson. Either you look like her or you don't. Getting a haircut like Scarlett Johansson would only make you look like someone who copied her hairstyle.

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MzZombicidal 36

Pretty sure she meant the hairSTYLE, not her.

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draven_297 0

Did the pictures come in short supply ??

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Teacher_awkward 7

I enjoyed the pun comments-these people never "short" of ideas

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berkeleyjake 13

you're just angry because you could never measure up to someone like Lord Farquaad

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Jayvey_Airson 12

It is a sad time when people are rejected from society, based solely upon appearance. It is a stark sign of our own ignorance and obliviousness. " Unattractive " people are cast out, regardless of content or capability. Judged in life, free in death, human for eternity.

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