Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie... - FML

By henrylikestreats - 30/04/2015 18:04 - United States - Mayer

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

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henrylikestreats 22

Friday 1 May 2015 4:51

All of these puns have me in tears, I swear. I am currently growing out my hair after cutting it all off to be donated. It has gone through every awkward stage imaginable, including the constantly-in-my-eyes stage, the is-it-long-enough-for-a-ponytail stage, and, of course, the mullet. After a few weeks of dealing with the mullet, I decided to cut it, and that is how I ended up with this mess. I have heard Shrek quotes everywhere I have gone since and I can't stop laughing at myself. Thank you for making my night, everybody.

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Thatepicperson 14

Friday 1 May 2015 0:34

Should've checked yourself before you shreked yourself

UnluckyLatina 22

Friday 1 May 2015 0:24

Do you know the muffin man?

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band_geek 18

Friday 1 May 2015 5:02

Just don't go looking for an ogre to save your own Princess Fiona.

annika16 5

Friday 1 May 2015 5:52

Do you know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN OH DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN THE MUFFIN MAN THE MUFFIN MAN DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

rt58killer10 20

Thursday 7 May 2015 17:47

...are you high?

columbusthecat 17

Friday 1 May 2015 6:55

Why can't there be pictures?!?

Perry85 42

Sunday 30 August 2015 3:01

I know Right? LOL

bloodangel1973 8

Friday 1 May 2015 7:49

Holds placard "awe" and then "applause"

Xobubblyxo 23

Friday 1 May 2015 8:11

Congrats, you are now part of the #farsquad

fifi125 21

Friday 1 May 2015 8:36

That means you also look like Natalia Kills! Although... I'd rather be compared to lord Faarquad than her. (Google her and xfactor)

damiencollins 8

Friday 1 May 2015 11:55

goals

flexseal 14

Friday 1 May 2015 12:37

fun fact. that character is based off a real person. the creator of the movie namer him that because it sounds a lot like lord **** wad.

ecascio2010 9

Friday 1 May 2015 18:38

Lord Farquad is not a celebrity. You could say your hair cut looks like that of a character from Shrek.

Luluthus 41

Friday 1 May 2015 19:57

Come now, join the fun. We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!

OrangeSodaCrazy 10

Friday 1 May 2015 20:45

why the **** would anyone want to look like Scarlett Johansson?

limabeans101029 20

Friday 1 May 2015 23:57

Have you SEEN her? Personally, I think she's beautiful!

MzZombicidal 36

Saturday 2 May 2015 12:08

Probably because a lot of people find her gorgeous. Or maybe because people have their own preferences. Take your pick.

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