By henrylikestreats - 30/04/2015 18:04 - United States - Mayer

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML
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henrylikestreats 22

All of these puns have me in tears, I swear. I am currently growing out my hair after cutting it all off to be donated. It has gone through every awkward stage imaginable, including the constantly-in-my-eyes stage, the is-it-long-enough-for-a-ponytail stage, and, of course, the mullet. After a few weeks of dealing with the mullet, I decided to cut it, and that is how I ended up with this mess. I have heard Shrek quotes everywhere I have gone since and I can't stop laughing at myself. Thank you for making my night, everybody.

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Thatepicperson 14

Should've checked yourself before you shreked yourself

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StarkWolf_fml 23

welcome to Dulac it's a perfect town...

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katydid91 31

Please stay off the grass, wipe your shoes, wipe your......face.

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daisysadie 14

omg i just got my haircut a minute ago and now i realize i do too, shit

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ptellini 7

Sounds like you went a little short.…

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megansheeran 21

Well I hope you're not as short as him

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Dmc169 9

Say you look like season 1 Jaime Lannister

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AudioBoss 12

Your social status is all ogre niw

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thatonetribute 31

This made me laugh a lot harder than it should have.

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henrylikestreats 22

All of these puns have me in tears, I swear. I am currently growing out my hair after cutting it all off to be donated. It has gone through every awkward stage imaginable, including the constantly-in-my-eyes stage, the is-it-long-enough-for-a-ponytail stage, and, of course, the mullet. After a few weeks of dealing with the mullet, I decided to cut it, and that is how I ended up with this mess. I have heard Shrek quotes everywhere I have gone since and I can't stop laughing at myself. Thank you for making my night, everybody.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Op, maybe you should try getting extensions? That way you can grow it out without hitting every awkward stage. :)

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ApplePie1994 27

Op, you still deserve it for pulling off the gumdrop buttons! ;)

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FMLMaximus 23

go you for donating! I'm getting ready to do that too. my hair is 15 inches long (from the base of my neck to the ends), but I want it to be as long as possible before cutting it so I can still keep a bit for myself :)

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candicorn 23

I feel for you OP! I have been growing my hair out for the past year and a half and went through all of the phases you described. I'm now at collarbone length and can say hang in there because it gets better! Have you considered bangs? Some blunt bangs or longer side bangs might make it look less Lord Farquaad-ish.

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