Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to...

By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Dukinfield

Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML

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By Derp McShitstain - 16/09/2012 19:48 - United Kingdom - Saint Helens

Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML

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By disgusted - 16/03/2012 09:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML

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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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Give it back

By upset room mate - 18/08/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2019 01:00

Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

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To the window, to the wall

By Kim - 17/07/2020 23:01

Today, I saw my boyfriend using a washcloth to clean his cock and sweaty balls. He told me he's been doing this for quite some time now. Guess who's been using the same washcloth to clean her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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ALK31 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 9:38

This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read.

Samael_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 9:39

That is unbelievably disgusting. Was it out of malice or is your roommate an idiot that doesn't know what a loofah is for?

Comments

caroline954 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 0:23

wait wait wait...ur a college boy...and ur using a LOOFAH????

tohaveandtohold 0

Friday 23 July 2010 1:52

this simply means payback

tchaikovsky93 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 23:32

I swear, I would KILL the mofo! Stab hiiiiim !!

gladstone123 5

Thursday 16 September 2010 11:04

It shows the symbol for male on the iPhone.

prettyteen13 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 4:24

ewww thts ******

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Friday 25 March 2011 22:51

a guy shouldn't have a loofah to begin with he can, but he shouldnt

HellfireRogue 7

Sunday 22 May 2011 18:58

wtf is with you people thinking a guy shouldn't have a loofah? i won't touch a guy unless he uses one! it actually CLEANS you, unlike just rubbing soap on your skin, and gets rid of dead skin cells. OP, fyl.