By Heather - 12/11/2012 21:20 - United States - Bethesda

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Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML
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heinous966 15

Your fathers windshield must be quite dirty.

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jmeshvrd 13

C-U-M-S: to have an ******. C-O-M-E-S: to make an approach. ******* idiot.

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pattycakes25 6

Well now you no longer have to be fearful of that loud "night bird" coming to get you in your sleep.

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Sharkitaxrscary 12

Hmmm... I've always had a fear of birds. I think it would set me over the edge if my mum was one too.

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Maybe1 2

I can juts imagine the OP going "Strange? The birds usually don't come out at his time."

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Why_Not31 12

I found out that the noises I heard outside my window was our cats, torturing little animals to death. I fell asleep to those noises, thinking they were weird bugs. Nope, death screams.

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