Intimacy: Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the...

By Heather - 12/11/2012 21:20 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML

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By movingout - 26/01/2013 23:50 - Australia - Ringwood

Today, I heard an owl near my house. I got excited, as they are not common in the area, and I listened intently to try and locate the source of the sound. After a few minutes, I realized I was not listening to an owl, but to my mother's sex noises. FML

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By Moanie - 15/03/2009 22:45 - United States

Today, my parents were taking a tour of my apartment when my bird started making noises. It was mimicking my moans from when I was having sex yesterday. It was screaming in my voice, very noticeably. FML

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By tireedddddd - 25/11/2011 16:24 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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By MacGrouber - 17/03/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, my bird learned to mimic my fire alarm. It proved it to me at 3 am. FML

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By frenchpop1960 - 23/02/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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Creeped out

By shawty - 22/08/2010 12:14 - Australia

Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML

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By 4am blues - 13/07/2015 04:39 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my cat thought it was appropriate to bring a bird into the house at 4 a.m.; the bird thought it was appropriate to attack my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2019 00:00

Today, my bird learned how to mimic the fire alarm after my dad has been testing them for the last few months. He now enjoys sounding like a fire alarm anytime I turn the lights off with the other bird joining in. They live in my room. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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swagisforchumps 9

Tuesday 13 November 2012 0:28

Um... how did you learn that?

heinous966 15

Tuesday 13 November 2012 0:28

Your fathers windshield must be quite dirty.

Comments

zango1 15

Tuesday 13 November 2012 8:17

I can see it would be a bit awkward but it's not really an FML or a YDI. So your parents like to make the mythical beast with two backs. Lucky really or you wouldn't be here to complain about it.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 13 November 2012 8:21

That is definitely pretty disturbing. I'm guessing you walked on in your parents doing the deed?

buckdharma 37

Tuesday 13 November 2012 10:15

please help clarify. was it a tweet or a chirp or more a gobble gobble ?

LexieWins 0

Tuesday 13 November 2012 10:39

Gobble gobble!! Bahaha thanks for the laugh :)

laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 13 November 2012 12:45

She'll be squawking like a birdie when she co-o-o-omes. She'll be squawking like a birdie when she co-o-o-omes…

angel55033 12

Tuesday 13 November 2012 15:04

How long does she cum for? During the night sounds like a long ******

Sanrio90 8

Tuesday 13 November 2012 17:19

It's ok, looking back I realized that when my parents turned the TV volume up real high and let me watch Cartoon Network while they went to do some "very important paperwork", it was just them doing the nasty. I never had a clue though and I was just happy that I could watch PowerPuff Girls without my dad turning the channel.