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By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML

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You deserved it 82 811

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By LoveBytes - 27/03/2012 21:29 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 678

You deserved it 44 155

Stalkerish

By creepingjennie - 23/01/2022 23:01

Today, I discovered my ex has been signing my email up for various newsletters. I knew I was getting a lot of spam, but didn't know why. It became apparent when one of these emails had his name in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 983

You deserved it 110

By Charles - 18/05/2011 17:13 - Norway

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 078

You deserved it 3 925

LOL AWKS

By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 04:29

Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML

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You deserved it 318

By nobodyreadsmyemails - 27/10/2009 22:24 - Canada

Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 937

You deserved it 44 098

By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 209

You deserved it 2 860

By Paco4242 - 13/06/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 901

You deserved it 78 244

By Anonymous - 16/02/2016 14:56 - Netherlands

Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 935

You deserved it 1 735

By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 05:25 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 426

You deserved it 7 013

By Stalked - 29/04/2016 08:49 - Czech Republic - Brno

Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 103

You deserved it 1 580

sourskittle95 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:50

sorry op but you totally deserved it.

vivsss 11

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:50

why were you sending dirty emails anyway?

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tucansam555 3

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:51

YDI that's pretty creepy :P

MatGag17895 11

Saturday 23 July 2011 17:04

Looks like you're gonna have a stalker soon.

ohmandapants 16

Saturday 23 July 2011 17:09

...anonymous...dirty e-mails...yeahh because those types of things always work out. YOU, OP, are an idiot.

chrisdrewislife3 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 17:18

very subtle, you are.

dani212 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 17:45

what kind of loser has their full name as their signature anyway?

I_Love_FML12345 3

Saturday 23 July 2011 17:54

YDI

Ynunez 3

Saturday 23 July 2011 17:54

*facepalm*

xXSKYLARXx 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 17:57

you totally deserved it. you shouldn't be sending that stuff in the first place.

Jk530 1

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:43

hahahaha

thetrollyoulike 6

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:43

don't you hate it when the computer totally ruins your creeper moments?!

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Today, out of the kindness of my heart, and so he wouldn't have to spend any money, I gave my ex-boyfriend my login information to my Vudu account. Big mistake. He logged me out of all devices, changed the password, and won't give me the new login information until I give him head. FML

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML

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Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML

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Today, my mother-in-law gifted us with a new microwave. I told her it was too much and we didn't really need it. Her response, "I just want my grandkids to have food that tastes good for once." I'm a chef. FML

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Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML

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Same thing different taste

Stalkerish

LOL AWKS

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