By whinywiper - 25/05/2012 15:10 - Canada

Today, I realized that the reason there is no toilet paper in the house is because both my parents are too stubborn to be the one who goes out to buy more. It's been five days. FML
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duckie227 22

Buy a roll for yourself and keep it in your room

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taytoc 10

Put laxatives in their drinks. It'll force them to buy toilet paper or else.

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ultra_notorious 26

use your parents socks, then put it under their pillow.

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Neongreenme 8

You can't go buy any?????

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wastingtimeonFML 7

Haha, free-rider problem? Sorry, done too much economics revision lately.

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TheDrifter 23

When I was a kid the nearest store was 45 km away. Thankfully we had these things called bicycles, slower than cars but effective. I wonder what ever happened to them.

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mycatsaysmeow 7

In some countries, people just use their left hand. I suggest keeping your own stash of toilet paper.

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perdix 29

Tell your parents that the one who thought pepper was heavier than salt loses and has to buy the toilet paper. Fair's fair.

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twofirstnames 12

Use their clothes or anything else they may have to wipe your ass. Maybe they'll take the hint..

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Pandacupcakelove 26

The OP is the person who wrote the FML.

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perdix 29

Obstreperous Pooper. The submitter of the story has taken a dump and is now loudly complaining about the lack of toilet paper, hence the title. YWIA

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