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By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

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By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

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By damn - 04/01/2013 14:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML

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By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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By brokenhearted - 05/12/2012 11:29 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

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By marie - 28/08/2023 16:00

Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML

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Misguided

By lovelesslonely - 12/10/2010 17:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML

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By KidCudi227 - 23/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 28 January 2011 2:16

Flowers = I cheated on you Perfume = I crashed your car Clothes = I stole money from your purse Candy = I secretly hate your mother Diamond = I secretly ****** your mother

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 28 January 2011 2:29

"you are the defanition of "moron"" "defanition of "moron"" "defanition" Pot, meet kettle.

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BeautifulDirtyRi_fml 0

Friday 28 January 2011 4:00

Maybe you deserved it! Smh.......

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Friday 28 January 2011 8:06

Cheating is not really a thing that is deserved. If the OP did something that made the boyfriend want to screw other women instead of her then he should have broken up with her and then screwed them.

FarSide 22

Friday 28 January 2011 4:02

Better make it 2 dozen if it was her sister.

FarSide 22

Friday 28 January 2011 4:04

beat his ass with the thorny stems

gnrgirl09 0

Friday 28 January 2011 4:08

Hopefully that also wasn't an apology for potential stds! What a douche.

foxgirl715 0

Friday 28 January 2011 4:14

o :( fyl

nyphenomenon 1

Friday 28 January 2011 4:15

Can't stand cheaters!

hiddenliesx3 0

Friday 28 January 2011 4:17

dump him, like NAO!

foxgirl715 0

Friday 28 January 2011 4:22

I definitely say dump him! no one deserves that from anyone! I hate cheaters

TheOtherNewest1 6

Friday 28 January 2011 5:30

There's nothing like twelve slowly dying sex organs to say "I'm sorry for putting my dingleberry in your little sister's fuckhole while she was drunk."