Love: Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which...

By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

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By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

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By damn - 04/01/2013 14:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML

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Guilt trip

By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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By brokenhearted - 05/12/2012 11:29 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

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Mixed signals

By marie - 28/08/2023 16:00

Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML

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Misguided

By lovelesslonely - 12/10/2010 17:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML

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Empathy

By KidCudi227 - 23/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

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Friday 28 January 2011 2:16

Flowers = I cheated on you Perfume = I crashed your car Clothes = I stole money from your purse Candy = I secretly hate your mother Diamond = I secretly ****** your mother

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 28 January 2011 2:29

"you are the defanition of "moron"" "defanition of "moron"" "defanition" Pot, meet kettle.

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titin_rubini 0

Friday 28 January 2011 6:39

slap his face with d flowers, dump him, make potpouri with it, n put all d thorns on his bed. but thats just me ;)

doyerfan 0

Friday 28 January 2011 7:52

Thoughful

three3_fml 2

Friday 28 January 2011 8:26

Threesome ?

TenderWhispers 0

Friday 28 January 2011 8:45

Make him happy, he won't cheat then. And workout a little too

iloveboyswittats 10

Friday 28 January 2011 12:12

obviously you will never be in any kind of meaningful relationship

brknheartdsavior 0

Friday 28 January 2011 8:52

that's okay, my first were when I aborted his baby. FML.

soldier4life_88 0

Friday 28 January 2011 9:17

he's an ass OP!! I hope you dumped his cheating ass!!

FailForYou 0

Friday 28 January 2011 9:38

At least he was honest and apologized :/ Look on the bright side :D

breena25 0

Friday 28 January 2011 9:58

4- ur pic reminds me of hills have eyes :(

Mabster84 2

Friday 28 January 2011 10:06

Seriously, break up with this guy. He's going to believe that all he has to do is make you happy after he does a dirty deed in order to make things square with you again. A leopard doesn't change its' spots, and if he cheated on you once, then obviously he isn't in love with you, otherwise he wouldn't have been sharing an intimate moment with another woman. I seriously suggest leaving the D-bag.