By fuck wannabe knowitalls - 03/06/2013 23:13 - United States

Today, I received a death threat from some nutball accusing me of being part of some big government conspiracy called "Haarp." According to this psycho, I'm responsible for causing the recent tornadoes in Oklahoma. I'm just a small-time weatherman. FML
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newburton13 26

I thought the stereotype was the weatherman is never right.

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graceinsheepwear 33

HAARP is an actual government project though. Google it. Of course, I'm sure OP has nothing to do with it, but it is a real weather-related project.

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monnanon 13

that may be but i seriously doubt it being used to create massive tornados to attack the American people.

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sdahl1113 4

Weatherman is the only job I know of where you can be wrong repeatedly and not get fired.

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HarroIAmBob 21

well this proves some people just vote ydi for every FML

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the_loveliest3 6

you're the weather god disguised as a small time weatherman. he figured out your secret :0 well played weather god, well played.

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captainleezy 10

Being a weatherman is an easy job you can be wrong and get a raise from it..Psh

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Why does it suck? You can be wrong half the time and still draw a good pay check.

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PureEvil666 3

I must join HAARP, I wonder how tornado targeting systems work.

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Johnson_Mcgee 1

How dare you ssspeak about the Weather Dominator on the internet! Consssider your ssservice in COBRA sssussspended!

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