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Only guy that can wing it on a daily occasion. Always expect the weather to be opposite to what they say and there the only ones that never get fired. Yet make ridiculous comments like wake up in the morning and say "what you see is what you get" lmfao no shit Sherlock seems like a sweet gig to me... Free money for constant bullshit. I know was a little off topic but ya your life sucks, some crazy people out there. P.s. damn you for the tornados LOL
do you really expect someone to essentially accurately predict the future? i live in the uk one of the most changable weather systems in the world and our meteorologists get it right about 80-90% of the time. even if they do get it wrong its minor. without them we would have no warning of massive weather events but by all means bitch about a proffesion you know next to nothing about.
Why do these nuts think that HAARP is a superweapon from the Command & Conquer franchise? It's a well known, publically acknowledged research facility, that I'm pretty sure you can tour. That's like saying SETI is really a death ray or that the Empire State Building is a lightning gun.
No. Those guys would have said that OP, the devil and the gays were behind the tornados, not the government.
Happy I live in Canada those few conspiracy posts show how nuts Americans are and how crazy your society has become. Like for real you believe the government made those tornados on purpose to kill people you also believe they made it so they can destroy whatever they want so they don't have to pay for insurance claims by saying it was an act of god too right? Crazy people
There are crazy people everywhere. Maybe the reason you don't see them as much in Canada is because the population is way lower than in the U.S. Also, please refrain from grouping all Americans as "nuts". It's like if I call all Canadians a bunch of syrup drinking, moose riding gang of polite Frenchies (Not saying you are, just using an example). I'm only a first generation American and I find your comment extremely offensive and distasteful.
Aren't moose tall, 44? It seems like the height-challenged brothers and sisters to the north might have a different opinion. I'd say you all should get sled dogs! They're quick, and protective! Sure, they might not be moose (which is sad)... I've got an idea! Sled moose! Who's with me?! SLED MOOSE!!!
As another Canadian I support 44's views on the merits of maple syrup, an important export and tradition, and the practicality of moose based transit. Although would like to state that it is only that some of us speak French, and very many tgat do prefer to identify as "Québecois". Although, if 35 lived in America, he may be one of those crazy people himself.
You've met polite "Frenchies" mon ostie?
Tabernac sacre 'osti! There are no polite frenchies. They are a bunch of poutine slinging Nordiques Jersey Wearing bad attitude logriders living in the stripper capital of north America. If you're going to stereotype them, do it right!
Club SUPER SEXY is a sight to behold though...
Now now. Not everyone wears Nordiques jerseys in the land of the Quebecois. And I'm sorry but poutine is delicious. Though I have to agree that Frenchies are not always polite. Ôstie de câlisse de tabarnak de crisse.
I know. I'm just stereotyping. These days it's more Les Habs jerseys what with the Nordiques no longer being a franchise. And I have to agree, poutine is delicious. So long as it's real poutine with the squeaky cheese curds and not the knockoffs that we get at most places in Newfoundland which is basically mozza and shitty canned gravy over fries. I have to even admit I've met a nice and polite quebecois.
But you ARE responsible for at least one ruined Sunday school picnic. That counts for something.
Yeah, a high-five!
Our forescast today: slight showers of OP's blood and cold temperatures. In all seriousness though, you should contact the authorities. That person sounds like they have some sort of mental illness.
The nerve of some people disgusts me.
fool me once... shame on you. fool me 50,000 times...you're a weatherman!! ^_~
The word "nutball" still has me laughing.
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I thought the stereotype was the weatherman is never right.
Damn you!