Miscellaneous: Today, I received a death threat from some nutball accusing me...

By fuck wannabe knowitalls - 03/06/2013 23:13 - United States

Today, I received a death threat from some nutball accusing me of being part of some big government conspiracy called "Haarp." According to this psycho, I'm responsible for causing the recent tornadoes in Oklahoma. I'm just a small-time weatherman. FML

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By scared shitless - 14/07/2022 04:00

Today, I've been getting terrifying threats all day. Why? I broke up with my girlfriend and turned her in to the police after she and her friends shared their plan to firebomb a church during Sunday school. I didn't know I was dating a terrorist. I might need a new identity. FML

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By satanworshipper - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Hollywood

Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML

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By Monster-in-law - 09/08/2017 16:30 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I got a call from my brother-in-law's doctor. Apparently he's made threats and fantasizes about killing me. "Notifying you is the protocol for things like this" he said, and ended the conversation with, "have a nice day." FML

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By hotelbound - 21/05/2013 00:37 - United States - Florissant

Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML

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By wtf did I do - 02/03/2012 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML

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What, me worry?

By anonymous - 11/04/2011 03:26

Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said, "See you in Kansas." FML

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By Amy - 05/12/2013 05:25 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I got paper thrown at me because I didn't agree with my classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati. FML

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Covidiots everywhere

By Anonymous - 28/06/2021 11:01

Today, I was harrassed, called a bad mom, and had death wished upon me for getting the Covid vaccine. Apparently, I don't deserve to live because I don't want to die from the virus. FML

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By HelpMe1 - 06/11/2014 06:53 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML

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By u wot? - 14/02/2015 12:14 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML

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newburton13 26

Tuesday 4 June 2013 5:41

I thought the stereotype was the weatherman is never right.

akallaan 7

Tuesday 4 June 2013 5:40

Damn you!

Comments

kims0706 10

Tuesday 4 June 2013 12:25

Or maybe that's just what you want us to think...

Starrbabie 11

Tuesday 4 June 2013 12:32

LOL

Getspmak 15

Tuesday 4 June 2013 12:49

Its time for tinfoil hats!

perdix 29

Tuesday 4 June 2013 14:02

I'm sure the ratings for your weather forecast have gone way up during this sudden outbreak of tornadoes. Follow the money . . . dunh, dunh, dunh!

monnanon 13

Tuesday 4 June 2013 14:15

well Zephyr was one of the gods of the west wind so would probably be a good name. it also means a gentle breeze so if OP is supposidly causing hurricanes i suppose it could be ironic too.

jrok98 8

Tuesday 4 June 2013 15:35

I live in Oklahoma..... it's sad.

jess1987 17

Tuesday 4 June 2013 15:35

well, that nut job is completely wrong. The tornados were caused by Kevin Durant being supportive of a gay NBA player... or at least that is what westboro Baptist church is saying.

Silentstrike 11

Tuesday 4 June 2013 16:09

HAARP is a real place, It is a big controversy of weather or not (sorry, bad pun) it actualy does normal weather predictions ect. Or if it is a missile intercepting base. It is built and run by the U.S. Air Force, but so are many weather stations.

Zebediabolical 39

Tuesday 4 June 2013 16:29

The High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program is an ionospheric research program jointly funded by the U.S. Air Force, the U.S. Navy, the University of Alaska, and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency I looked it up to see if it was real or if he was just batty. I seem to remember Jesse THE GOVERNORBODY Ventura trying to get access to it on some crappy television show.