Love: Today, I received a "diamond ring" in Mafia Wars (a facebook...

By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I received a "diamond ring" in Mafia Wars (a facebook app) from my boyfriend of 3 years. Along with the ring came a message. It read, "Will you marry me?" He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 10:41 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML

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By arthise - 09/10/2013 07:03 - United States - Evansville

Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML

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By Cococautly - 04/07/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

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By dino0123 - 12/12/2012 17:51 - United States - Herndon

Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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By mylifesucks - 30/08/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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By figures - 16/11/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML

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The proposal

By Still No Ring - 15/06/2016 21:49 - United States - Lisbon

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

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kdl121 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:10

Isn't that a good thing? I mean, yeah it's not an expensive restaurant and real ring ... but I think it's sweet and almost romantic. :)

gc_fml 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:11

Don't post a FML because you are sad you didn't get some multi-thousand dollar ring. He could've given you nothing, like some people on here get. lol

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ohhdamn 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:18

that's what you get for living in illinois! just kidding, funny story (:

imajinethat 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:19

Go for it.

pepperjack 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:20

That's actually really sweet, he was being creative, congratulations!!!

_Noon_ 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:22

At least he proposed! Maybe he just wanted to be original. If so, he definitely succeeded xD

corambis 13

Friday 17 July 2009 20:22

Dump him and find someone a little more romantic. Or accept his proposal, and then don't complain about the consequences in the future when he still lacks any sense of romance. At that point it goes from a FML to a YDI.

brrrx 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:22

FYL for demanding a down-on-one-knee, spend-half-his-salary-on-a-ring proposal? FYL for being whiny. This isn't an FML, the damn guy proposed. Stop complaining about good things.

Wittlestalker 0

Friday 17 July 2009 22:59

Did she ever say she wanted any of that? I don't think sooooooooooooo. The FML talks about an internet proposal, which means we should assume that she was disappointed over being proposed to on the internet. Jeez, you people just like to assume the worst.