By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister, saying, "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML
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EClaris 0

it's just a joke, chill out. Close siblings can make jokes similar to that sometimes, even if you were hurt your life isn't ****** and your sister is not a bitch.

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the_stereotype 0

if she's younger than you, say, "well...obviously they don't learn from their mistakes. they just make bigger ones (emphasis on bigger)" if she's older than you, say, "yeah...they tried to get it right the second time." anyway, your sister is a bitch with a good sense of humor

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g00nie 0

It's called a joke. I've gotten that text so many times it's not even funny any more.

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f_ed_panda 0

I don't even know how FML's like this make it through the moderation process... It's called a joke, OP, hopefully someone will give you some money for your birthday so you can buy a sense of humor.

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FleshForFantasy 3

get a sense of humor

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iDinosaur 0

haha haha ha...BURN! good joke :P

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

Agreed. "Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday dear Anonomous Happy Birthday to you" Yes, they are technically lyrics

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