By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister, saying, "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML
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EClaris 0

it's just a joke, chill out. Close siblings can make jokes similar to that sometimes, even if you were hurt your life isn't ****** and your sister is not a bitch.

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the_stereotype 0

if she's younger than you, say, "well...obviously they don't learn from their mistakes. they just make bigger ones (emphasis on bigger)" if she's older than you, say, "yeah...they tried to get it right the second time." anyway, your sister is a bitch with a good sense of humor

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sleepy_headx 0

wow, dont take things too seriously. at least now you know how to have a better safe sex...just ask your sister.

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Cormophyte 0

So...what's it like having skin so thin that gasses can pass through undisturbed?

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nicholleexo0 0

hhahhaha thts really funny but ur sis was prob. just joking BTW...Happy Birthday!!!!

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godsbubblebath 0

hahahahahahahahhaha that's a funny one

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icantellu 7

hahah i would so laugh at that if i got that in a text message on my birthday. ur obviously not close enough to ur sibling if u dont find that funny or u dont take jokes very well. ur sister has a good sense of humor lol

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cheapskatepunk 0

It was probably some chain text or something. Lighten up.

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CFR 0

It's probably a joke. I call my older sister an accident all the time (because she was lol) and she usually says something like "well at least mom knew I was going to be a girl." or whatever. It's fun =P

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noshitsherlock 0

YOU DESERVE IT. Obviously it's a joke (even though it's a stupid one). Grow a pair and don't cry and whine about this, geez. How old are you turning, 12?

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