By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister, saying, "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML
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EClaris 0

it's just a joke, chill out. Close siblings can make jokes similar to that sometimes, even if you were hurt your life isn't ****** and your sister is not a bitch.

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the_stereotype 0

if she's younger than you, say, "well...obviously they don't learn from their mistakes. they just make bigger ones (emphasis on bigger)" if she's older than you, say, "yeah...they tried to get it right the second time." anyway, your sister is a bitch with a good sense of humor

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i8shrooms 2

was she serious?! jk YDI for favoritismXD

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lolwatlol 0

WAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAH my sister is mean to me mommy ;_;

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gigi2009 0

if she's your fave, it's probably a joke. if not, shite. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

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jeremymg91 0

It was probably just one of those chain letters. Just a joke.. don't take it literally.

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darkshadow_fml 0

YDI for not being able to take a ******* Joke GTFO

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deaditegirl 0

Oh STFU, it sounds like a joke. Get over yourself. YDI.

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AngelRaven89 0

YDI for not being able to take a joke. If it had been your mom it would have made it more funny on the chance that she wasn't kidding.

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