By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister, saying, "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML
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EClaris 0

it's just a joke, chill out. Close siblings can make jokes similar to that sometimes, even if you were hurt your life isn't ****** and your sister is not a bitch.

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the_stereotype 0

if she's younger than you, say, "well...obviously they don't learn from their mistakes. they just make bigger ones (emphasis on bigger)" if she's older than you, say, "yeah...they tried to get it right the second time." anyway, your sister is a bitch with a good sense of humor

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marissajean42 0

It was probably a forwarded message. I bet she didn't even think about it being your birthday and is going to apologize later. Or maybe you really were conceived unintentionally, but so what if you were? All that matters is you're alive now.

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Whatsername515 0

1) "Favorite" sister? That's slightly weird to say in a FML. 2) It's just a joke, don't take it seriously. 3) HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D

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Whatsername515 0

1) "Favorite" sister? That's a bit weird to say in a FML story. 2) It's just a joke; don't take it too seriously. 3) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! :D

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SxxT_HAPPENS 0

dude, thats a ******* chainmail message. ydi for over reacting

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kukopia 0

If WE ALL sing H-B-D to you, will you go away?!?!? I do NOT see the FML here. Meh!

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xxmessedupxx 0

you have a favorite sister... apparently so does she. and obviously its not you.

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