By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister, saying, "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML
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EClaris 0

it's just a joke, chill out. Close siblings can make jokes similar to that sometimes, even if you were hurt your life isn't ****** and your sister is not a bitch.

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the_stereotype 0

if she's younger than you, say, "well...obviously they don't learn from their mistakes. they just make bigger ones (emphasis on bigger)" if she's older than you, say, "yeah...they tried to get it right the second time." anyway, your sister is a bitch with a good sense of humor

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NeNa_1015 0

1st of duckasaurus should be dumbassaurus. When someone says "favorite sister", "favorite brother", "favorite Whatever!" it's a joke cause that's their only sis, bro, etc. and 2nd whoever wrote this fml to begin with needs to learn to take a damn joke!

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love15_fml 8

Maybe it was a joke? Like you would see in some birthday cards except in text form?

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tingting1 0

calm down, OP. it's a joke FYL, you have no sense of humour... i feel so bad for you.

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AAAAHHHH12 2

How cuuuuuuuuuuuuute. Hahahaha, your sister owned your butt. On your birthday nonetheless! Happy birthday, by the way, OP.

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margie4peace 11

It's just a funny joke. Smile and move on. Not even close to an FML. Geezy peezy.

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Queenbea27 0

sounds like you can't take a joke.

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SomeRandomGuy18 0

YDI for having a favorite sister. How many ******* sisters do you have? ******* Catholic.

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monkeymclaren 0

i bet u couldnt of wished for a better bday present ;D

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