By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister, saying, "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML
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EClaris 0

it's just a joke, chill out. Close siblings can make jokes similar to that sometimes, even if you were hurt your life isn't ****** and your sister is not a bitch.

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the_stereotype 0

if she's younger than you, say, "well...obviously they don't learn from their mistakes. they just make bigger ones (emphasis on bigger)" if she's older than you, say, "yeah...they tried to get it right the second time." anyway, your sister is a bitch with a good sense of humor

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Hazard911 0

Lmao I like your sister's sense of humor.

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earwig 0

take it easy! it just a joke. happy birthday to you!

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thegate 0

sisters ALWAYS joke like that holy shit stfu

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zenzen_fml 0

Your sister has an awesome sense of humour!

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jaredletolover 0

awww lighten up, it was just a joke!!

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jts2 3

Get a sense of humor, bud. My brother and I constantly insult each other on a daily basis, and we both don't take anything the other says so seriously.

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Gillypants 3

YDI for not being able to tell the difference between a chain letter / sarcasm / joke and real life.

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