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By AUDONEE - 10/02/2010 06:39 - United States

Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an add for a Siamese cat. FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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immafiremylaser 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 12:18

YDI for not using *67. If the person you're calling can read your phone number then you fail.

anonymas_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 12:31

Oh come on, you pranked him so he's pranking you. This is hardly a FYL

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ALegitNinja 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 17:33

Should've put OPs number in Men looking for Men or ad for ***** lessons for men.

TiniMartini 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 17:36

um its called *67 dumbass learn how to block ur number... wow

Jmoney1755 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 17:59

why didn't you just do *67 to hislde your number- which works even on homephones so ya YDI

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Wednesday 10 February 2010 18:14

ok so iiiii thought the whole point of pranking someone was to make sure they DIDNT see who was calling them? and how old are you that you still prank call people?

gurlucrazy 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 18:21

lern two spel dumass

theeBeezWaXx 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 18:27

haha kudos to him, ima try that on thee nxt assholee that prank calls mee

orangesodaftw 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:11

Sorry, but you deserve it for acting like a ten year old and prank phone calling someone.

starzchick 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:23

hey, you should feel lucky it's only an ad for a ******* cat. If you prank called me, the ad I'd place with your phone number on it would only show up in the 'mature' section. grow up.