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By AUDONEE - 10/02/2010 06:39 - United States

Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an add for a Siamese cat. FML

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Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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immafiremylaser 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 12:18

YDI for not using *67. If the person you're calling can read your phone number then you fail.

anonymas_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 12:31

Oh come on, you pranked him so he's pranking you. This is hardly a FYL

Comments

Pmm368 5

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:46

I'd like to buy a Siamese Cat please. How much would you like?

blastvortex 3

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:08

So? It's not like you didn't deserve it.

iheartjustinsane 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:24

Totally a YDI. What are you, 5 years old? Prank calling is lame.

blairbearforever 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:39

Hah I prank call people, but I use prankdialer.com so then they never know it was me XD

ColdGold 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:59

ha ha ha ha

quinz 4

Wednesday 10 February 2010 21:40

Duuuuuude. People, stop saying that prank calling is something only 5 year olds do. It can be fun. No, not the most productive use of time, but it's fun. But I love that guy's response. If I ever get prank called and want payback, I know what to do!

tisiphone_fml 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 3:08

But seriously, prank phone calls pretty much died with the advent of caller ID a couple decades ago... at least *67. OP: If you're having a quarter-life or mid-life crisis, buy a motorcycle or take a road trip. You're a bit behind in the prank department. Props to the guy, though.