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By AUDONEE - 10/02/2010 06:39 - United States

Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an add for a Siamese cat. FML

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Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML

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By wrongnumber - 14/01/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

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By StillFriendless - 25/11/2016 15:20

Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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Wednesday 10 February 2010 12:18

YDI for not using *67. If the person you're calling can read your phone number then you fail.

anonymas_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 12:31

Oh come on, you pranked him so he's pranking you. This is hardly a FYL

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freaxxy 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:56

LOL He so got you XD

SgtGlue 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 3:03

14991 you deserved its... you should be receiving a message here...

misz_italy 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 3:34

for everyone saying use *67.. it doesn't always work.. if someone calls my phone & it's a blocked # i hit ignore & then wait 5 seconds for their # to show up, then i answer.. & don't say "oh your a liar"... go on trapcall.com & sign up for flytrap (if your phone is compatible).. it's free & people won't prank call your phone anymore.. especially when you return their call. =P

Rocker4658 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 4:00

dude great idea cause i keep getting a random unknown number and its pissing me off. i answer and they just breath or dont answer

misz_italy 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:47

no problem.. glad i could help in some way.. they have more things on the website, but you gotta pay for them monthly..

anthraxcp 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 3:49

YDI for not dialing *62 or whatever the conceal number thing is

xd0rkiee 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 3:49

A couple people called you. Big f*cking deal. This is not a FML. YDI.

fmlfylfouralllif 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 4:24

*67 ftw

donserena90 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 4:34

toldd.

purplesucker 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 4:49

HAHA YOU SUCK!!! Karma bites doesn't it? Prank phone calls are hellishly annoying, outrageously immature, and sometimes even threatening. You're lucky the ad for a cat is all they put, I would've done soooooo much worse if someone had prank called me and I knew who it was :P