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By AUDONEE - 10/02/2010 06:39 - United States

Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an add for a Siamese cat. FML

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By StillFriendless - 25/11/2016 15:20

Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML

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By Sheepiebeepie - 11/08/2017 04:30

Today, at the end of a 15 hour shift, my girlfriend and her friends played a "prank" on me by texting me from a random number saying my cat got hit by a car. I immediately burst into tears and lost it in front of my colleagues. My cat is fine. My relationship is the real joke. FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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Wednesday 10 February 2010 12:18

YDI for not using *67. If the person you're calling can read your phone number then you fail.

anonymas_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 12:31

Oh come on, you pranked him so he's pranking you. This is hardly a FYL

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xoconnie 8

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:13

*67. YOU RETARD, GET A LIFE!

mtr_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:20

I love this I am doing this next time ...is there any way to unblock. or *67 a number?

hgpot 4

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:27

why didnt you just block your number? just type *67 before the number.

gripper 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:42

wow u cudve just used *67 why did u use ur real number smarttt

Anteezy 7

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:47

Learn to hide your number, or even better don't prank call.

MangeMoi_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:51

YDI for not blockin yur number.

Kee_1992 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 17:04

siamese cats for the win

lostfaithinpppl 19

Wednesday 10 February 2010 17:18

YDI for thinking prank calls are funny.

XxPLAYMAKERxX 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 17:20

Hey!! I talked to you over the phone about the cats .... are they still up for sale?? hhmmmm?

damn_it_damn_it 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 17:21

That's actually super clever of the guy you pranked haha

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