Health: Today, I received my best compliment of the year so far when...

By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, I received my best compliment of the year so far when an ER doctor commented positively on the clarity of my urine sample. FML

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By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

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By analbel - 05/11/2018 12:00

Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 16:00

Today, I got told that I have a dainty sneeze. It was the closest thing I've had to a compliment I've had in months. FML

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By Rrae - 25/02/2019 02:00

Today, I'm at the ER for my first ever UTI and potential other "down there" issues. Yesterday I got married. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 17:18 - United States

Today, my ass decided that it was the perfect day to exhibit the diarrhea side-effect of medicine I'm taking. I definitely made a lasting impression on my interviewer. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I have a UTI. After taking some sample medicine my doctor gave to me, I had a lot of back pain and nausea. I also spent 6 hours in the ER with no health insurance because I thought I was urinating blood. Nope, "peeing red" is just a little side-effect my doctor forgot to inform me of. FML

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Monday 30 July 2012 19:00

Quality urine samples are something to be proud of.

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Monday 30 July 2012 19:01

well I would be pretty PISSED anybody...no...okay

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TacoBelle 8

Wednesday 1 August 2012 3:14

You write well and clearly and your spelling is immpeccable. Now you have a better compliment to replace the one concerning your urine. I'm sorry if there's a lack of compliments or positive comments in your life. Try to find new people that are kind and caring to support you.