Health: Today, I received the heels I'll be wearing at my best friend's...

By AnnieThrax - 18/09/2012 04:35 - United States - Holdingford

Today, I received the heels I'll be wearing at my best friend's wedding. The bride ordered them for us to match the dresses. They're six-inch platform heels. I have three broken toes and am still wearing a boot. The wedding is next weekend. FML

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Couch fights!

By Butters - 24/09/2022 16:00 - Australia - Lathlain

Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML

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Be more specific

By readytoamputatemyfeet - 30/06/2013 23:00 - United States - Winter Springs

Today, my shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work. I called my boyfriend and asked him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in my closet. What did he bring? Black stilettos. I'm a waitress with an eight-hour shift. FML

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By dumbass - 06/09/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

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Incapacitated

By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 02:00 - United States

Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2010 04:57 - France

Today, I had the rehearsal for two of my friends' wedding. My ex-husband is also in the wedding, and I just found out we have to walk down the aisle together 'for height reasons'. FML

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Night on the town

By klutz - 27/02/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML

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The idiot

By Anonymous - 07/09/2023 10:00

Today, you know those videos where catering staff accidentally drop the wedding cake in front of the bride, groom, and guests. Well I’m now that idiot. I’m also now in a cast on crutches because the bride kicked me in the leg with her heels so hard she snapped a bone. FML

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Tailor Swift

By Anonymous - 21/11/2021 07:59

Today, my fiancé has one leg shorter than the other after it was half blown off in the army, and his specially made wedding suit was delivered. They got the leg lengths the wrong way round. The wedding is in two days and he may have to wear his pants backwards. FML

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What did I miss?

By rosie21030 - 24/07/2017 10:33 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt

Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML

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Right in the feetsies

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 00:30

Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML

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FMLKitten 15

Tuesday 18 September 2012 11:43

Hopefully, she's not a total Bridezilla and won't get mad at you for "stealing her attention".

trqskq 14

Tuesday 18 September 2012 11:48

Don't worry, the other women wearing the heels will feel like they have three broken toes once the night is over.

Comments

perdix 29

Tuesday 18 September 2012 13:51

If she were really a "best friend," she'd postpone the wedding until you were at full health. No, wait, maybe she's just as self-absorbed as you are . . .

graphicstyle7 17

Tuesday 18 September 2012 13:55

Wow.. what planet are you from? First off, this page is for people to talk about a predicament they are in, so, er, they will tend to mention themselves. Also, really? Ever planned a wedding? Do you have any idea how expensive and complex those things are? You can't "postpone" a wedding because of one person's sad, but not fatal, predicament. Time to grow up, little troll.

ManInTheMachine 19

Tuesday 18 September 2012 13:57

graphicstyle: Perdix was joking. He always is. Time to shut up, little n00b.

Church_Vii 4

Tuesday 18 September 2012 23:33

How do you not realize the sarcasm and joke aimed at the OP for thinking she's the most important aspect?

msCherry973 2

Tuesday 18 September 2012 14:16

Lol

jun_cab 1

Tuesday 18 September 2012 15:03

You could paint your boot to match :)

DerMarktradikale 13

Tuesday 18 September 2012 15:13

So? Just wear the boots.

dirton89 7

Tuesday 18 September 2012 15:19

FYL....but girl..you better work those heels at the wedding like there's no tomorrow!!!

catkat1988 17

Tuesday 18 September 2012 15:25

I'm really with the person (#24) who said to wear some nice flats on your good foot. It's too bad about the heels, but you can't really do much about it. Attempting to wear that kind of heels with a broken foot would be insane - aside from the fact that you'd be in agony the whole night, you'd risk slowing your recovery or worst case scenario, misaligning the bones and causing permanent damage. Don't even consider it - your friend will understand, if she truly is your best friend.