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By Where is it coming from?! - 10/06/2014 02:46 - United States - Brightwood

Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML

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By John - 13/01/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML

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By Michael - 05/06/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 17:01

Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML

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By whyme - 07/02/2012 06:38 - United States

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By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland

Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML

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By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

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Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 10:13 - United States - Gladewater

Today, after weeks of looking for the source of an awful smell in our house, I found out our dog has been climbing over our loft banister, into the attic, and shitting. There were over twenty mounds. It took me almost four hours to clean up, and it still stinks. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML

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DonPandon 15

Tuesday 10 June 2014 17:11

Maybe you should leave the windows open more often...

benkubie 2

Tuesday 10 June 2014 17:11

Fabreeze bro

Comments

kuffis 11

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:19

Check that the body in the freezer hasn't melted.

JCal585 8

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:20

There's a dead animal in there somewhere. Good luck.

v8nick97 11

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:34

If the smell is still there after a week, something may have died in your walls. I'd call an exterminator and see if they can do something

RebelNikita 3

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:38

"a horrid stench" lmao well put

Mimikat97 5

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:43

Time to scrub everything with Pine Sol and open windows.

oJoy 11

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:50

my house smells amazing due to my ocd :) it's all about freshomatics, plug ins, incense burners and candles :-P

ninety 25

Wednesday 11 June 2014 6:45

With that many smelly products going at once, most would probs find your place overpowering.

cnl_82 4

Wednesday 1 June 2016 2:00

Not if you use complementary scents! I used tarts that smell like baking goods where I can and sprays that smell like baking goods in the other areas. I've had lots of people over (even sold my last home recently and one of the comments everyone left was that the house smelled delicious!).

Bekll 31

Tuesday 10 June 2014 20:26

I bet it's a left over smell from weird cooking. My roommate did chili last night and it was *horrible* smelling! I used Febreze everywhere and the smell still lingers. She thought it was a normal smell. :/

amisenho 11

Tuesday 10 June 2014 23:06

It depends on what you end up cooking. Anything with garlic in it is bound to stick around for a few weeks, especially garlic bread. However, if it's something you enjoy smelling when you come home (after I make homemade curry for dinner, the genuinely blissful smell sticks around for a few weeks), then it's not a big deal. Just don't hang around coworkers or parents who can't stand the stuff; they'll be able to smell it on you long after you've stopped eating the food.