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break into it. or borrow money.
you no,, this is one of those very few times where you should walk up to the neighbor hood hobo and ask for 16 bucks... $15 to get a new key... and then use the $1 that's left to buy that special hobo a burger off of the dollar menu at mcdonalds in thanks........ just a suggestion.....
hey kailey
hey mia
I agree with enyawettil (by the way what kinda name is that XD) it just says "$15", I don't see dollars anywhere :P And in response to the FML, how do you not have fifteen dollars? O_o
Maybe her job doesn't have direct deposit o.o Mine doesn't
you mean you came home and realized that you had LOST your key.
Totally feel for you. At this moment in time, I don't have $15 either. College is a bitch sometimes :( My paychecks are eaten almost as soon as I get them, between bills, rent, groceries. First up, wait for the mailman tomorrow if you can. I've never had a mailman deny me access to my mailbox if I met them while they were delivering mail. Even UPS will let you take your stuff right off the truck if they have it when you run into them. Secondly, look for any secret stashes of money. That might mean canceling your Netflix for the month, or asking roommates to pay you for utilities early or asking for an extension on your utility bill (mine lets me pay late up to five days, if I notify them beforehand, and they have a fund you can request if you can't pay your bill). You might turn in your rent check late (unless there's a fee!), if that's an option, to keep that money in the account longer. Thirdly, sell stuff. That armchair in the corner that no one uses, or that really ancient gameboy advance in your desk, the extra TV in your room, the birdcage you've had since your bird died, the spare vacuum? Craigslist/Amazon/Ebay that shit-- you'd be surprised what people are looking for (especially furniture!). Find old textbooks and list them on Amazon (but be warned that you will have to pay to ship them BEFORE you are PAID for them). Pack up movies/books you don't like and sell the lot. Check Craigslist for odd jobs, too. I've seen things listed like helping someone move, babysitting, painting houses, watching pets... And there's "Amazon Mechanical Turk" which is an interesting concept, though I've never used it. You're paid a very tiny fee to do something a computer couldn't (like write a paragraph about something). If you have time to spare and are desperate for cash, it could be a good option. Maybe check out universities in your area and see if any of them have studies or surveys you can participate in that would compensate you. Last resort, borrow from someone. A friend, relative, coworker. Yes, it sucks to admit you're dirt poor (I got down to $0.11 in my bank account last month), but most adults understand because most adults have been there. Try people who have borrowed from you in the past. Also, you can always jack up the amount (to $30 or $50) so that it's not so apparent that you're down to your pocket change. But be careful, in case they don't want to lend so much.
The comments section is not a chat room. If you don't like a comment or it's too long for you, move on and keep the obnoxious comments to yourself.
He probably just copied and pasted it onto Word or something with a word count. If not, it wouldn't surprise me. A lot of his comments are rude, and he seems like a total asshole. That would lead me to believe he doesn't have friends, so he probably has the free time to count it all.
did u have to write a lecture? you culda just said Sell stuff,save money,and this person has a job already...dumass
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You don't have 15 bucks? I think you might have bigger problems then missing a key.
Meet the mailman @ the mailbox tomorrow