Transportation: Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll...

By KMilly - 01/05/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll up the passenger side window, it was stuck. Rain was coming so I freaked out and brought it to the dealership to get it fixed. The man pushed the child safety lock button and the entire garage erupted in laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 00:10 - United States

Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of my coworkers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sunroof. To laughter. FML

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By badhairday - 04/09/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML

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By Chris - 02/02/2010 05:40 - France

Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML

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By .... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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By MerryDeathmas - 18/07/2015 04:31 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML

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By Chub - 27/10/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML

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By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

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may_cause_fail 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:49

Lol, I can't believe you couldn't figure that out before taking to the dealership.

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Saturday 2 May 2009 0:02

lol, some people don't think very well under pressure.

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gabbiriella 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 1:54

your so stupid.

skor_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:26

The driver's controls wouldn't respond to any child lock. You must not have been driving. F Your Truth

ryantjk 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 12:23

it happens tho. if they weren't taught then theres no way of knowing it. my friend were driving with high beam for a week and i asked him why don't you turn it off and he didn't know what high beam was. He was 22 back then and been driving for 4yrs.

that_guy01 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:26

haha that sucks. btw, even if it was a snapped cable, if you push up on the window hard enough (only push UP, not against it so you don't break it) it will move up some. I'm not sure how easy this is on new cars but it worked on my old truck.

esklstar 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:17

hahahahahahahahaha that was hilarious! ydi,if u turned it on shouldnt you know how to turn it off? lol

kmille3 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:41

MY KNEE HIT IT WHILE I WAS DRIVING, if you think im lying go look at the interior of a 2000 toyota celica, the window lock button is right by the drivers left knee, and only controls the passenger side window. i am a woman, but no, i am not fat. :)

wanderingidiot 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:38

yeah, i feel for u.....thats like the WORST invention ever! whats a kid gonna be doing riding next to you anyways? and if it's a coupe, it doesnt need any kids in it anyways..........FYL

thesodypopkid 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 3:37

Don't sweat it. Just a couple of grease monkeys. What do they matter. When I first started driving, I freaked out and had to call my dad because I couldn't get the keys out of the ignition. I forgot to put it in park.