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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 14:34 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML

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By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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By CallaC - 15/03/2012 02:01 - Canada

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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By caroline - 29/10/2015 20:02 - Germany

Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML

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Mothers know best

By Mothertucker - 08/03/2017 00:00

Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML

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Bad start

By Tripp - 14/07/2019 14:00

Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 06:06 - United States - Friendswood

Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swooped in and bombarded him with questions about his and my sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML

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Dumbasses

By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 21:05 - United States - Nevada

Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read, "My mom's a total pedo," after which she mentioned the talk. Her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML

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By Tabby - 06/08/2011 20:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to tell my teenage son that no, his knowledge of the English language was not passed down to him genetically. FML

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By nature - 25/09/2017 23:15

Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML

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Monday 19 January 2015 19:00

For those who have just had lunch, are having lunch, or are about to have lunch do yourself a favor and don't look up "felching."

Ainarr 29

Monday 19 January 2015 18:56

I don't even know what felching is. Public school these days. ):

Comments

WasabiMars 21

Monday 19 January 2015 19:51

Well at least your son isn't ignorant about sex. That's a good thing since many teenagers have many misconceptions about sex.

gintwinsmoore 20

Monday 19 January 2015 19:52

well, that's what happens when you buy your kid a computer...lol

AnFrickenTwan 19

Monday 19 January 2015 20:12

I was having a good day. Then I looked up felching

PinkasaurusRex 25

Monday 19 January 2015 20:15

Let's just hope that they're just knowledgeable about it and aren't partaking in it. Even if they don't end up getting someone pregnant, it's still too much trouble for teens.

kirbs19 37

Monday 19 January 2015 20:28

I could have gone my whole life without knowing what that was D:

gregnc_fml 18

Monday 19 January 2015 20:29

Had to look this up. It's amazing that this act would even be done by anyone, but it's even more amazing that there's a word for it, and Wikipedia has a definition!