By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 14:34 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58

For those who have just had lunch, are having lunch, or are about to have lunch do yourself a favor and don't look up "felching."

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Ainarr 29

I don't even know what felching is. Public school these days. ):

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gabagabaheyu 10

so you were the one that needed "the talk" perhaps a little too late eh?

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Dannielleroset 11

Obviously you had this talk way too late if he already knew what's up and YDI for not knowing your shit.

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JKW35 21

Sucking semen out of body parts EWWWWWWWWW HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

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laserlady7 14

Wow! You learn something every day . . .

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tzemmy 25

I was watching a buzzed video on the sex talk while I read this

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Sophie_K 8

Maybe your son didn't do anything wrong, and you're just a stupid ****.

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somechick8266 14

so i had no idea what that was so i looked it up, thanks for making me gag lol

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iRambo 12

I did not know what is felching is and I'm 40. Oh kids nowadays.

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