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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 14:34 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML

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By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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By CallaC - 15/03/2012 02:01 - Canada

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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By caroline - 29/10/2015 20:02 - Germany

Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML

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By Mothertucker - 08/03/2017 00:00

Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML

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By Tripp - 14/07/2019 14:00

Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 06:06 - United States - Friendswood

Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swooped in and bombarded him with questions about his and my sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 21:05 - United States - Nevada

Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read, "My mom's a total pedo," after which she mentioned the talk. Her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML

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By Tabby - 06/08/2011 20:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to tell my teenage son that no, his knowledge of the English language was not passed down to him genetically. FML

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By nature - 25/09/2017 23:15

Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML

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Monday 19 January 2015 19:00

For those who have just had lunch, are having lunch, or are about to have lunch do yourself a favor and don't look up "felching."

Ainarr 29

Monday 19 January 2015 18:56

I don't even know what felching is. Public school these days. ):

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GunSlinger69 19

Tuesday 20 January 2015 2:14

Gross.

SkylineFTW97 25

Tuesday 20 January 2015 2:20

Today, I just found out what felching is. FML

pharm121 21

Tuesday 20 January 2015 2:27

What "factual errors" did you make? I mean.. Man= penis. Woman = ******.

VivaB 9

Tuesday 20 January 2015 2:51

That's just.. ******* gross... X.x

Matteo_xxi 14

Tuesday 20 January 2015 3:15

I'm 18 and I have no idea what that means.., :| Google time!

blackonblight 32

Tuesday 20 January 2015 10:33

Try urbandictionary, safer since google may show images.

ariastyles12 25

Tuesday 20 January 2015 4:15

I just puked in my mouth a bit

Scotty1973 10

Tuesday 20 January 2015 4:16

O my word. Delightful in so many ways. Shoot me.

youngindian 10

Tuesday 20 January 2015 4:23

Well at least you know what he capable of

HighasaCloud 46

Tuesday 20 January 2015 4:37

I never knew it had a specific name. All this time, I've just called it "creampie eating"

mimii00 10

Tuesday 20 January 2015 4:42

I'm only 22 and I don't even know what felching is. #momproblems

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