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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 14:34 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58

For those who have just had lunch, are having lunch, or are about to have lunch do yourself a favor and don't look up "felching."

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Ainarr 29

I don't even know what felching is. Public school these days. ):

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Epickitty58 29

What's really sad is that there's a Wikipedia page on felching

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davie94 18

Give it a go guys, you don't know what your missing out on ;-)

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toxicLover28 19

Looks like he knows more than you. Guess the parental talks are over.

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missbrit818 20

I spent way too much time reading these comments. Wish I didn't read these. Blehhhh. Btw sorry Op

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kirbs19 37

Ugh we need to start putting warnings on these comments!!!!!

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iwanttogotoparis 26

These comments oh my god, I haven't even looked it up and I need to pressure wash my brain

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blackonblight 32

Ah, the word Neil Gaiman got past the DC censors when writing for John Constantine. And to be fair, Conjob probably has experience with it, if early canon holds.

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