By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
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RatRodInk 0

Everyone knows you gotta pop your collar if your a pimp

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Inspired22 11

Don't give up. The worthwhile girls don't go for the popped-collar type anyway.

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JEHughes 13

that's most girls. every girl goes for the biggest douche bag they can possible find. most of the time the douche bags parents have a ton of money but the guy is broke and the girls are to dumb to care. it happens everyday. all the good girls have already found someone.

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sk8erd 15

She brutally rejected you? Hmm. And someone with a popped collar that uses a cheesy line N gets her # N stuff? Wow I can't even begin to say how uber retarded that seems.

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rockyraccoon28 8

so you were at mcdonalds? that's not usually a great place to pick up a date, no offense.

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xXRockStarXx 3

Gross. You're better off without a girl like that anyway.

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IronicallyMaiden 0

I will never understand popped collars for as long as I live.

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Ralf_Isaac 14

Ah, don't sweat it, dude. From one man to another, just be proud that you tried. Better to try and end up making a mistake than do nothing at all. =) And about the douche—odds are that they had already met before, so it's not like it was the pickup line that did the trick.

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LilaBear 1

I would have said FYL except you called the guy a douchebag for no reason other than he had a popped collar and got a girl's number that you wanted. Which kind of makes you a douchebag.

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