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In other words, you aren't missing out on anything. FML? Seems more like you dodged a bullet!
You should have said "Err... no, not your number... the shop's one" - and then you'll get revenge, fast.
That was her boyfriend who observed your actions. Hence the brutal rejection and the rubbing your face in it. Unless of course, you just suck.
dont drop the soap
Do you really want to go on a date with a girl who approves of popped collars? Seems like a good thing to me. On a slightly unrelated note, two weeks ago I was in the grocery store and rounded into an aisle. Standing in the middle of it was some douche bag with a glowing orange tan, white shorts, a popped collar, and greased back hair. The suddenness of seeing this ridiculous person left me unprepared and I burst out laughing. The worst part was, no matter how hard I tried, I could not stop laughing until I left that aisle. Even though he LOOKED like a douche, I felt like a douche for it. /endconfession
Haha! Sounds to me like your the d-bag! Popped collars do suck though = )
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Everyone knows you gotta pop your collar if your a pimp
Don't give up. The worthwhile girls don't go for the popped-collar type anyway.