By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 051
You deserved it 6 129

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Everyone knows you gotta pop your collar if your a pimp

Inspired22 11

Don't give up. The worthwhile girls don't go for the popped-collar type anyway.

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In other words, you aren't missing out on anything. FML? Seems more like you dodged a bullet!

You should have said "Err... no, not your number... the shop's one" - and then you'll get revenge, fast.

That was her boyfriend who observed your actions. Hence the brutal rejection and the rubbing your face in it. Unless of course, you just suck.

payableondeath 0
Jujubilee 1

Aww... Don't worry, she's just some dumb girl who's going to get used and abused and she'll deserve it. You have the balls to actually go up to her in public and ask; you'll be fine, you'll find a better person who'll give u her number and be worth your time

LadyHayden 0

I hope your clean cut and attractive if your not maybe that's why she rejected you try tomorrow lookin fresh haha first impressions are always how you keep yourself

justanotherbird 19

Do you really want to go on a date with a girl who approves of popped collars? Seems like a good thing to me. On a slightly unrelated note, two weeks ago I was in the grocery store and rounded into an aisle. Standing in the middle of it was some douche bag with a glowing orange tan, white shorts, a popped collar, and greased back hair. The suddenness of seeing this ridiculous person left me unprepared and I burst out laughing. The worst part was, no matter how hard I tried, I could not stop laughing until I left that aisle. Even though he LOOKED like a douche, I felt like a douche for it. /endconfession

Haha! Sounds to me like your the d-bag! Popped collars do suck though = )